tape 100 party poppers together,
then fire them into your own face
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Saves on make-up, I guess

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

don't actually do it
it directly contravenes the safety instructions on the party poppers

close call there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Phew!

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:52, archived)