I'll have you know the stupid fat bint in my office actually has really good cholesterol levels
As she keeps telling me. Doesn't make up for the fact that everything else is wrong with her.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yeah
it's like a mong saying "I have lovely hair"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

They've not moved that mirror away from your desk then?
AHAHAHAH LOOK AT ME BEING COOL AND SLAGGING OF ABERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

lOVE YOU REALLY.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Topical humour!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Its funny because...
No... wait...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

it's funny because I've made it over and over again.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

If that were the way things worked i'd be funny.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

AND POPULAR!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

You mean not everyone here loves me?
Oh no :( I'll go kill myself right now.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Can we then melt you down to provide the grease for all the deep-fat fryers in Aberdeen?
*joins bandwagon because he's unoriginal, dull and has nothing better to do*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

The floor will fall out of the takeaway business in Aberdeen if me and Mykey did ourselves in.
I'd probably be found dead with enough kebab in my stomach to feed a family of 5 for a month.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Thats the spirit!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

He'll go far this one.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

You're such a bitch to me
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I didn't mean it though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Still a bitch

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

www.ilovepickles.org/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Get a room

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Haha
" Pickle Packers International, Inc."

Have you packed Pickle? Join the club!
( broadsword, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Pfft.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:34, archived)