Can I get
any of you cunts a drink ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I want to drink tea out of your bumhole
make you put your hand on your hip and use you like a giant tea cup.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)