Set the alarm earlier than needed...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I dont think there are enough hours in the day
to play with womens tits and fannies.

I think you're all churlish and misguided for not spending your entire lives crosseyed and gushing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)