It means
"You're me bes mate pal, ah fuckin...wha ? Wha? Youse fucking callin me a poof ?"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

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Och! You spilled ma Buckfast.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:13, archived)