When I spend all day helicoptering and fingering my bumbit I get told off
bloody sexism :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

oh DG
the world isn't open-minded enough for you :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

eye nose :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

write to your MP
use those exact words
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)