I push my head down with my hands into my neck and that pushes it out like a Mop Top Playdoh barber shop.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I wonder
if you could poo into one of those little barber shop men and give them a head of poo tentacles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)