When I'm struggling to get a poo out
I say (In my head) "Get aht, get aht, you slaaaag" like a cockney hard man ejectng someone from his pub.

Make of that what you will.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

It passes the time, sure.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I choose to make it into an admission of homosexuality on your part.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I hear pies have that effect on a man.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

At the very moment of climax I shout THAT'S A BRUCEY BONUS

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I bet you dont
you yelp like Yvette Feilding when she thinks she's seen a ghost.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Yvette Fielding Des'ree
( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Rather have a piece of toast?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

women can climax?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

well now i've heard EVERYTHING

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Only if you put your thumb
right up their arse and lick their ears.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

you've been watching me, you bastard

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

IF ITS UP THERE, I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY MYSELF

( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha
winnar!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

THAT'S A BRUCEY BONUS CLICK F5
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Awesome.

( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6183700
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

No I haven't, goddamnit.
Mind you, the postie hasn't been yet.
( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

i had to wait 3 weeks for one recently :(

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I push my head down with my hands into my neck and that pushes it out like a Mop Top Playdoh barber shop.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

I wonder
if you could poo into one of those little barber shop men and give them a head of poo tentacles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:49, archived)