Because I carry them around with me
on a big pointy metal spike.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

But why
do they *appear*? Is it smoke and mirrors, or simple sleight-of-hand?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

They dont just appear
you are short sighted and dont see them till the last minute.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

Curse my syphilitic blindness!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

This.
With cherries on top.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)