Why *do* birds suddenly appear
every time you are near?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

well because
I like the ladies
and they like me
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

My pockets are full
of squashed rabbits.
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

I wonder if the original intention of the song
was to conjure up an image of a cloud of malevolent, carrion-hungry ravens filling the sky?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

I'd be profoundly
upset if it wasn't.
( Geordie Al, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

The
smell of rotting fish?
( Dekazer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)

I am made of oatmeal and lard.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

I've got a bird table on my head

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

As opposed to a birdhouse in your soul?
/TMBG
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Because I carry them around with me
on a big pointy metal spike.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

But why
do they *appear*? Is it smoke and mirrors, or simple sleight-of-hand?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

They dont just appear
you are short sighted and dont see them till the last minute.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

Curse my syphilitic blindness!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

This.
With cherries on top.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

Because
I have sellotaped bird food to my cock
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

you are Wile E Coyote
aicmfbs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
etc.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

Free boobie suck ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

free bird seed
obviously
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

Same difference when you're lactating...

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

I carry a
bird anti-cloaking device.
(Nothing to see, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)

Because just like me, they long to be
close to you?

Or is that just daft?


Edit: I am eating you as I type this. Hmmm... toffee.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

You're going to get to the
salty fish yoghurt surprise in a moment.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

They follow the smell
of my rotting flesh.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)