Unlike the girls you've obviously been diddling with, DG
The idea of that scares me rigid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

It scares me rigid too love
gives me a right Scaredy-On.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Interesting reaction...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Never shout at me loudly otherwise I'll only embarrass myself and have to walk like a hunchback for 5 minutes until I calm down

And p.s. Oi! I only dibble nice girls, no cave-twatting for me thanks!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Well I AM a nice girl
don't you oi me, you started the aspersion casting first.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

You are clearly the NICEST PERSON ON TALK

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nicer than YOU.
(also, of course that's Fluzzy)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Dude
even Mykey is nicer than me.

I'm horrible.

You might as well have said you were more humanitarian than Josef Fritzl.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

You're funny, though
so cuntery is all good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

AT LAST
I finally get you to admit it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Well if you will insist on asking on the wrong day
when I'm doing my ape keeper work experience in the Gilgamesh cage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

:(

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

*dibbles*
Did I? *looks up 4 replies* ...oh...carry on :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

See? Git.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)