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Motorbikes: Rip-roaring fun or transportation for soon to be organ doners?
I see them tearing down the road out my office window all the time and i wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

BLENGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Motorbikes are cool, I would have one if a bass amp would fit on the back

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

cool gay
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I bet you've got side mirrors instead of ears and a petrol tank on your back

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
I wouldn't ride one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Would you ride three?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
At a push I reckon I could ride three.
Two would be more comfortable. One strapped to each foot so I could be on like giant motorised roller skates.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Blades surely?
Wearing Minis on your feet would be skates...
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Pedant.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
The first.
A lot of the WOOHOOOOO sort of fun I've had in my life has been astride an iron horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Surely a powerful vibrator would have given you much the same effect
for far less risk and cost ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
Apart from the whole travelling thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
You could use it on the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
I'm not getting my flaps out near those filthy seats.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Take a picnic blanket with you
are your flaps really that massive and pendulous ?

Like a Great Danes Jowells ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
Like ym's bingo wings.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
Like two leather capes, sewn together

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Stick a leaf blower up my fanny and you could
use me like a rudimentary hovercraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
I've heard you trapped a queef in them once
and used them as a space hopper for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Nooo, that was a haemorrhoid.
You could be forgiven for making that mistake though, the pulsating veins look similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Isnt it better now we dont fight ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
I get weird around my period.
Very stereotypically insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Hurrah
Periods are shit, they are the only justification for being a bumsexual and/or Gerontophile.

actually by that reasoning, they could justify being a peado but let's not go there.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
not long till I stop having them, hopefully
my family's menopauses have been getting progressively earlier with each generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
TOOMUCHINFORMATION LOL !

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
'Iron Horse' is the brand of your 17" dildo nobbler

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
Unlike the girls you've obviously been diddling with, DG
The idea of that scares me rigid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
It scares me rigid too love
gives me a right Scaredy-On.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Interesting reaction...

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Never shout at me loudly otherwise I'll only embarrass myself and have to walk like a hunchback for 5 minutes until I calm down

And p.s. Oi! I only dibble nice girls, no cave-twatting for me thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Well I AM a nice girl
don't you oi me, you started the aspersion casting first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
You are clearly the NICEST PERSON ON TALK

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Nicer than YOU.
(also, of course that's Fluzzy)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Dude
even Mykey is nicer than me.

I'm horrible.

You might as well have said you were more humanitarian than Josef Fritzl.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
You're funny, though
so cuntery is all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
AT LAST
I finally get you to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Well if you will insist on asking on the wrong day
when I'm doing my ape keeper work experience in the Gilgamesh cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
*dibbles*
Did I? *looks up 4 replies* ...oh...carry on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
See? Git.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Motorbikes are for gays
They make you dress up in leather like gays.

They are gay. Motorbikes are totally gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
I had forgotten just how gay they are...
Good point
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
There's a few types of gay biker :
Mid life Crisis Harley - Gay
Power Ranger Sportsbike - Gayer than a shitty cock
Hairy arsed hells angel wannabe - Bears

The sorts of bikers who arent gay :

Shitty fucking chav cunts on scooters - worse than being gay
Old farts who never ride more than 20mph on their bike - Repressed, still in the closet gay
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
What about the women?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
Fag hags

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Sour puss, grumpy face.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Goldwing?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Mid life crisis
same thing

Though they are imagining they are Liberace.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
JMG had posted.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
your posts bring on a deep hard pondering, apparently!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
There's a Harley Davidson showroom down the road,
I'm always tempted to pop in and have a look every time I go past.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
I want a
tuk tuk
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
*tucks you into bed*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
I want to eat at Tuk Tuk.
I could murder a bowl of laksa right now.

Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Looks like something I've thrown up
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
FUNFUNFUN
though i wouldn't want to ride one in london
avg 18 months before serious accident/death
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
why can't they be both?
nothing thrills me quite like the fear of losing a kidney
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
+ how many hamburgers I can eat in one sitting

(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)