You could use it on the bus

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'm not getting my flaps out near those filthy seats.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Take a picnic blanket with you
are your flaps really that massive and pendulous ?

Like a Great Danes Jowells ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Like ym's bingo wings.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Like two leather capes, sewn together

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Stick a leaf blower up my fanny and you could
use me like a rudimentary hovercraft.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I've heard you trapped a queef in them once
and used them as a space hopper for a week.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nooo, that was a haemorrhoid.
You could be forgiven for making that mistake though, the pulsating veins look similar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Isnt it better now we dont fight ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I get weird around my period.
Very stereotypically insane.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Hurrah
Periods are shit, they are the only justification for being a bumsexual and/or Gerontophile.

actually by that reasoning, they could justify being a peado but let's not go there.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

not long till I stop having them, hopefully
my family's menopauses have been getting progressively earlier with each generation.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

TOOMUCHINFORMATION LOL !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Fuck you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)