Be still my beating heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Makes you want to disguise yourself as a bush
and get showered in all that sexy wee.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

You are FULL of good ideas.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

And wee
*winks sexily*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

There was a chap drinking it on the telly last night.
Also a lady who had been for years. She did not look bad for 60.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I cant help but feel
that these facts might be unrelated.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Not according to her
or to his wife, who later commented on how nice his skin was looking (before he said he'd been drinking his own piss)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

To be fair
I dont have a single wrinkle on my glans.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Well there you go then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:18, archived)