I'm back from GMOS DAY ADVENTURE #1
I threw myself downhill at 20 mph and beyond whilst wearing lycra!

what do you do? SEXILY?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MASSIVE PHEASANT EXCEPT IN A GOOD WAY
I do everything sexily.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

WIN!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hurt yourself?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

nope, the ground saw nothing other than a blur
and some of my urine when I needed a wee before the jumps section
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Be still my beating heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Makes you want to disguise yourself as a bush
and get showered in all that sexy wee.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

You are FULL of good ideas.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

And wee
*winks sexily*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

There was a chap drinking it on the telly last night.
Also a lady who had been for years. She did not look bad for 60.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I cant help but feel
that these facts might be unrelated.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Not according to her
or to his wife, who later commented on how nice his skin was looking (before he said he'd been drinking his own piss)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

To be fair
I dont have a single wrinkle on my glans.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Well there you go then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

fuck-all

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

i am a massive lump of turnoff.

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

*rubs thighs in excitement*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Everything I do is sexy.

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Although not as sexy as me...
How're the wedding preparations going?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Maybe.
They are going ok thank you. Tasting for the wedding "breakfast" has been booked, so we get to eat lots of nice food. And a photographer has finally been chosen too.

All well with yourself?
( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

20mph ?
You lavender scented nancy great mary queen.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

AND BEYOND!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Lycra ?
I hope this Lycra was worn beneath something loose fitting and baggy ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

no :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Dude that is gay
Everyone would have assumed you were a roadie who couldnt map read.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm half of that statement

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Never mind
It's legal to be in the gays nowadays.

I hear some of them live long and productive lives.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

He probably rides a motorbike.

( Jobe, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Motorbike/road bike
It's all part of the same fetid pit of bums and cocks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Cor!
I have a sexy look, apparently.
Also, I'm told that I talk sexily.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

two power wins

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

YES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

happy birthday
i do *this*
( spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

LETS DOUBLE DICK!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Dunno, not much, to be fair.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I think you clutch a bottle of buckfast
in a very fetching manner.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

I do love a good sup of Buckie.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

You've got some amazing eyes.
But then you know that. This'll probably come over all wrong.

I'll be quiet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

ARGH GET AWAY FROM ME INTERNET LESBIAN:(((((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Horrible and mean.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Nah, I'd probably let you have a go on them if I was pissed enough.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Score.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

a go on your eyes?

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I'm going to ladyjizz all over them.
She'll look like she's got conjunctivitis by the time I'm finished.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Yep.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Cunnilingus

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Sounds like a cunning scotsman

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I reckon if I had a good run-up and a decent pair of boots on I could probably kick a chihuahua inside out

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I think I'd start of by slapping it.
I'd like to give it the impression it had a chance before really belting it one in the head, then throwing it at a fence.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

YES!
worth a try
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:16, archived)