Hello JMG fans. I've been out in the car for a short while doing business and being generally hailed as the hero.Since I was last on I can only imagine it's been shit on here.
Well not to worry, now Captain Fun has returned, you can all slip back in to somewhat less shit internet.
Who'd like to be first of a long list of loners who'll fall out with me in full public view?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:15,
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The only way we could fall out with each other is if we organise an annual B3ta parachuting extravaganza.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:15,
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I'd like to turn up to such an event with scissors.We could take out a few, MoT.
A few would be sacrificed in the quest for better internet.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:20,
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Knock yourself out.I'm an incredibly generous champion.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:21,
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Whats your favourite kind of icrecream/lolly to eat during the summer months?(
SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:22,
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I really haven't 'lollied' as such in many a year.I'd have to admit to being a FRUIT PASTILLES man, back in the day.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:24,
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*Fruit Pastille fives*You mean the jelly sweets, not the lolly, right?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:24,
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*Fruit Pastille two-and-a-halves*(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:31,
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it rather depends on your stance on spoons and the use of said items(
mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:17,
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no way, i'm a traditional kind of guy, i may well write an award winning book about me and food i've consumed with a spoon(
mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:19,
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Further to this:b3ta.com/talk/6182528 it seems Nick Grimshaw has got the gig. I can't say I'm overjoyed at the news.
Have an example of unfortunate headline/picture positioning: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/3811.scan0001.jpg
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:19,
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Nick Grimshaw is the television/radio person I hate more than any other in the world.I really, really, really, really fucking hate him.
He epitomises everythings that is wrong with that shitty indie culture.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:20,
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You hate him more than Fearne Coton?Really?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:23,
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A lot more.A LOT.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:25,
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And I'm delighted to see you admit your grumpiness.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:24,
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It's what the internet knows and loves me for.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:25,
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Ha ha, loves. Yeah.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:27,
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You love me,don't you?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:29,
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It's more lust if I'm honest.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:30,
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Go on, fourth time lucky.I'm dying to know what it's meant to be.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:23,
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Not a clue.Sorry.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 17:40,
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