TGB!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

you're not TGB
TGB is TheGrammarBadger

GB is who you are. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 30 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

LIES.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

I would never!
/is as innocent and as fresh snow.

okay maybe not that innocent and pure.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 30 May 2009, 2:20, archived)