Wot, no new posts since 4 this morning?
Bloody nora.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:05, archived)

Everyone's dead, dude

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:06, archived)

What, everybody?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:07, archived)

Everyone, including you
especially you.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:09, archived)

Good.
I'm a massive cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:10, archived)

Thats true,nothing but a hairy clam with legs is you

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

Cor!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:23, archived)

noooooooooo etc

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:07, archived)

*evil cackle*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:10, archived)

you are cruel in the mornings!
must be something they put in the water round those neck of the woods.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

Only when I can't sleep
That's when I become a monster.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:15, archived)

HOT DAMN I AM SEXY TODAY

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:17, archived)

Are you wearing that bra again?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:20, archived)

hello sexy
I'm off to the glorious city of Manchester to buy new computer bits today. There will be much cursing and swearing as I attempt to make it all work later.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:23, archived)

Use blue tak, that'll work

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:25, archived)

LIES!
everyone know you need Gloy Gum and double-sided Sellotape
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

Sticky-back plastic

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

coloured tissue paper and Copydex

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

Anything interesting?
I was contemplating a spin to our Computer mall as well but have no idea what I want. I'll probably settle for a bagfull of dodgy DVD's
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:41, archived)

motherboard and some DDR2 memory
although everything's so dirt cheap now I'll probably end up with a new CPU and hard disk as well
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

I was thinking of a new motherboaard for a shitty piece of crap I have sitting here
Intel® Core Quad-Core (8MB L2 Cache,2.4GHz,1066FSB)

But after that I would probably splash out and buy this lot as well

Single Drive: 16x DVD-ROM Drive + 16x DVD+/-RW

4GB Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 800MHz - 4 DIMMs

200GB - 7200RPM, SATA 3.0Gb/s, 16MB Cache

Radeon ATI HD 2600 XT 256MB

Integrated 7.1 Channel Audio (No Idea which one would be best)

USB Ports - 6

Wireless Network Card
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

I knackered the motherboard in my main PC by accidentally blasting it with static electricity while the case was open
I'm posting this from a Pentium3 433 overclocked to 600MHz

it runs like a stunned slug full of qualudes and mogadon
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

I thought Mogadon
Was Mike Oldfield's second album
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

To avoid static
I keep the mains plug attached with the powerpoint switched off
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

makes no difference when a big blue spark jumps from your hand to the CMOS chip

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

There is always that
Do you not wear one of them wrist band grounding devices?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

it was a last-ditch effort to rescue an old PC so I didn't bother
the memory sockets have worked loose so it was freezing all the time when the memory sticks took a knock or heated up

took me back to the days of ZX81 RAMPack wobble it did
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
Cassette deck flounce..

I hated Spectrums but they were all there was. (That and lemmings)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:14, archived)