I knackered the motherboard in my main PC by accidentally blasting it with static electricity while the case was open
I'm posting this from a Pentium3 433 overclocked to 600MHz

it runs like a stunned slug full of qualudes and mogadon
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

I thought Mogadon
Was Mike Oldfield's second album
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

To avoid static
I keep the mains plug attached with the powerpoint switched off
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

makes no difference when a big blue spark jumps from your hand to the CMOS chip

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

There is always that
Do you not wear one of them wrist band grounding devices?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

it was a last-ditch effort to rescue an old PC so I didn't bother
the memory sockets have worked loose so it was freezing all the time when the memory sticks took a knock or heated up

took me back to the days of ZX81 RAMPack wobble it did
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
Cassette deck flounce..

I hated Spectrums but they were all there was. (That and lemmings)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:14, archived)