You're nowhere near the top, you sad twat.
You're also nowhere near as good as Todd.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Nearer to the top.
I'm so far away from todd, i'm negative awesome.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 10:11, archived)