Oh great. Today will be loltastic.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

LOL I AM IN A PUB ON MY iPHONE!1!!!!!!11
I AM POTING THIS BECAUSE I AM TOO INSECURE TO SOCIALISE PROPERLY.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

They'll gaz each other.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Worse...
They'll update each other and the Internet on TWITTER, every 3 minutes, whilst sat in a corner of the venue, not speaking.
Then they'll take some photos and post them here for another 7 days.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

It beats me why they have human rights, as they're basically retarded animals.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Woodside, you are no longer any good at hiding your true nature, you terribly bitter man.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I certainly am BITTER.
And 12. And a virgin. And short. And mental.

Hey, if the internet says it enough times, it'll become true! Just like in Peter Pan.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Hurrah! :-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

It's unlikely.
Last year there was no interwebbing, just booze.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

You're wrong.
www.b3ta.com/board/9481246
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:10, archived)