I just went to look out a window
I knocked my face against the window and my glasses fell off. As I went to catch them to stop them falling from the second floor, instead I smashed my hand down on them instead like a fat handed twat causing them to break irrepairably. That's what I get for still being sober by 6pm on a saturday.

Lucky I went for the 2 for 1 offer I 'spose. Well no, thats not luck, thats sense.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

My glasses cost £170
if I smash them I can't afford new ones.

Luckily I'm not that blind
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

£100 for a pair
and they were the nicer ones. Oh well, never miiiiind.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:19, archived)