It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

*sings*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

When does Mongy's bingo start?

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

When you've killed yourself.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

But then I'd miss it.

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Exactly.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

You mean the whole reasoning for this game is a bid by Mongy to get me to top myself?
I'm not even sure there is going to be a game, I'm in a catch 22.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

all the twos twenty-two
*crosses off*
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

around 8, but you have no ticket
they are still available via gaz
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

I won't be about then I'm afraid
Just out of interest would this thread get a number?
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

yes it would, it is both dull and pointless

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

I can see your game being over in about 10 minutes
In fact, if a certain 2 or 3 posters are about they'll probably compete to get numbers in their new threads.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

still relies on me posting the numbers and none of the needy seem to be taking part
i hope nobody gets too upset, online
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Best of luck, Gamesmaster.

( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

bit of fun aint it, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

and how are these numbers chosen?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

i have used a random number generator for the full 90 numbers

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

there best be no fiddle or owt.
straight up and that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

nope no fiddle, i have a copy of everycard randomly created sent to each player, and the numbers will just be posted
i of course or employees or their families of mongychops bingo are not allowed to play
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

just like every single post on b3ta then.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

i hate b3ta so much

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

but you'll love www.b3ta.com/bingo
cool prizes, great forum
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

what sort of prizes?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

SPECIAL prizes

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

what's so special about them?

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

i have ethier owned them or bought them, or something, great stuff

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

now now, don't get upset, it's only going to be a game, i won't single you out

( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Kenya nchi nzuri, Kenya is a beautiful country,
Hakuna Matata. There is no problem.

Nchi ya maajabu A wonderful country
Hakuna Matata. There is no problem.

Nchi yenye amani, A peaceful country,
Hakuna Matata. There is no problem.

Hakuna Matata, There is no problem,
Hakuna Matata. There is no problem.

Watu wote, Everybody,
Hakuna Matata, There is no problem,
Wakaribishwa, Are welcome,
Hakuna Matata. There is no problem.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

*parp*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I just went to look out a window
I knocked my face against the window and my glasses fell off. As I went to catch them to stop them falling from the second floor, instead I smashed my hand down on them instead like a fat handed twat causing them to break irrepairably. That's what I get for still being sober by 6pm on a saturday.

Lucky I went for the 2 for 1 offer I 'spose. Well no, thats not luck, thats sense.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

My glasses cost £170
if I smash them I can't afford new ones.

Luckily I'm not that blind
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

£100 for a pair
and they were the nicer ones. Oh well, never miiiiind.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:19, archived)