christ
is this the best you can do?

turn your computers off and go outside for a bit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

no u

( well, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

your third number, props to the gillgly wiggly
3 and 1, up your bum, 31


/ to recap, 80, 32, 31
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

i've been outside all fucking day
what are you, the fucking internet police?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I'm trying to tan my gonads in the garden but the neighbours keep giving my funny looks

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:10, archived)