He's a lot better looking than you, anyway.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

awww esme
I'm upset now

I value your opinion, you've been like a sister to me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Good, go cry in your room like a good girl.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

nah esme
we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out

BLAH BLAH EDGY MENTAL ROFL etc
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Pfffffft
Learn to type without a million line breaks, you might seem less retarded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

well while we're exchanging advice
go to bed, sleep, stop staying up all night typing insults to strangers

and touch yourself

get that frustration out.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Yes, dear.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

errrrrr........
Didn't you start this off in the first place?
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Yes, she did.
She's not very bright, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Yeah
It's starting to show.
Just repeating insults instead of creating interesting new ones.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

have a little read back
answer your own question there, okay little rainbow poppet.

you could then hold your head up high and say ''I have learned the skill of independence.

you could print yourself off a certificate.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Hahaah
This is great.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

this is so getting gaz'd to mike

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Aw hell yeah.
I forgot about that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

nah, can't be arsed
Esme is a IRL friend, so automatically she is better than you.
The End.
( jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Also, we're getting dangerously close to accusations of cliquery here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Hahahaha.
I love you. Please come back here soon.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)