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I suppose this is rather repellent, but somewhat better than truly wandering up to some hapless chap and actually sodomising them. Or the same for women. But I generalise people who are terribly vocal about their penises as being somewhat on the flamboyant side.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I mention my penis in my sig, I'm deffo flamboyant.
I've got cuffs like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

And I like you all the more for it, dear man!

Hooray, I feel a lifelong friendship blossoming, do you feel it too??
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Everytime I get close to someone they dissapear :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I am going nowhere chuck!
My presence is irritating to certain persons, and so I am obliged of course, by my stubborn nature to stay. and continue talking utter bollocks to be a nuisance!

I could murder a babybel. But there are none in the fridge. Life plummets when you least expect it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, archived)