Ooooh - that is naawty!
:P
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

You won't be saying that at 4 in the morning...
...the conversation would probably go...

Me : hello *ward name*
You : On call calling
Me : can you come down and see Mr x he's doing thins and I'd therefore like you to prescribe this, this, take this, insert that and now please.

You : can't it wait until the day guys come on
Me : it COULD but *consultants name* wouldn't be very happy about it..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I think my reply could be quite incoherent and consist of a vague reply of mews...
:)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

That's the kind of house officres we like on nights...
...we bleep you, we hide the cakes to stop you nicking them, you come down, find the cakes and scoff them, sign the prescription card, go back to bed, we carry on.

and tell the reg how efficient and prompt you are.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)