aaaaaaargh!
I just coughed with a mouthful of hot lemonade and honey and the pain this has caused to my tonsils is indescribable. they are definitely getting worse...

my tonsils on Sunday
my tonsils on Monday
my tonsils today
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Shiver my timbers
that is cocking horrible
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

you should try
having them in your throat
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Ouch
yours are now worse than mine were back in May.

*empathises*

I had a space about the size of a 5p peice to breathe/drink through, yours look worse than that now.

I didnt start getting better till the Dr gave me steroids, Anti B's did fuck all for me (Not even the horn)
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

AntiB's do lower the effectiveness of the contraceptive pill....
... so in a roundabout sort of way, they kind of do give you the horn. Or get you preggers, in any case.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I can't take the pill anyway

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

cuts them out with a rusty penknife.
/sore.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

*snuggles*
do you need nursing?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Twelve quid an hour if she does!
Dammit woman pimp me out PROPERLY!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

but I wanted to play nursey this time :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

You don't fit my uniform

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

you in scrubs...
...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

you can both nurse me
provided you wear matching outfits
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

I only have theone set of scrubs...
....how abou I wear the top and she wears the bottoms?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

perfect solution
what will I wear?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

absoutely nothing
*gazes*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

A pained expression?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

that would only be
if they were doing things other than nursing me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

*faints*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Scrubs --- the clothing of the gods....
As comfy as jim-jams, with all the perks of actually being uniform :D
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Oh yes.
Plus ALL of the girlies in the outsized ones bending over.

NOT that I do...I'm FAR too professional for that.

How's the exams going miss?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I passed!
I've paid the GMC, so I'm officially a doctor now :)

The advantages of which currently are; getting loans from the bank are a piece of piss once you change your title :)

Starting off in surgery for 6 months, which should be exciting :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Woo!
Go you!

*looks foward to bleeping you on a night shift and patronising you at some point*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Ooooh - that is naawty!
:P
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

You won't be saying that at 4 in the morning...
...the conversation would probably go...

Me : hello *ward name*
You : On call calling
Me : can you come down and see Mr x he's doing thins and I'd therefore like you to prescribe this, this, take this, insert that and now please.

You : can't it wait until the day guys come on
Me : it COULD but *consultants name* wouldn't be very happy about it..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I think my reply could be quite incoherent and consist of a vague reply of mews...
:)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

That's the kind of house officres we like on nights...
...we bleep you, we hide the cakes to stop you nicking them, you come down, find the cakes and scoff them, sign the prescription card, go back to bed, we carry on.

and tell the reg how efficient and prompt you are.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

be careful
my friend used to get really bad tonsilitis and we once had to take him to hospital cos his throat virtually closed up so he couldn't breath. which was fun.
( Fergburger, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Do gooders like you
are stopping the evolution of mankind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

that hppened to me
it was very embarassing
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I've told that I'll warn you next time I'm going to come
It'll NEVER end like that aggain.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

fanta/monitor interface

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

So,
this is how it feels to be Dennis Quaid...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

What happened to Dennis Quaid?

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Don't you remember
Innerspace?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

*Gets
the horn*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

that's like a porno
with "cock-cam"
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

*doesn't click*
Sympathy.
Have you got DRUGS for it?
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

aye
double dose of penicillin cos the doctor said "yuck, that's particularly nasty"
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Blimey.
A friend of mine had that last week, along with an infected wisdom tooth.

He didn't get out of bed for 3 days --- that said, penicillin is lully stuff, and once on that, he was better within 3 days.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)