I keep seeing stories about mesothelioma this week.
Maybe it's an OMEN.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

No, the Omen was that one where the kid was the divil.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Some say the divil is dead, the divil is dead, the divil is dead,
Some say the divil is dead and buried in Killarney.
More say he rose again, more say he rose again, more say he rose again and joined the British army.

*sings that while doing exercises*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

While exercising?
Round here we sing it while drinking.
You've gone soft over in Saxonia.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I know, but I save the really offensive ones for drinking.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Or maybe that part of Iraq is just particularly lovely at this time of year

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

You can get it in your scrotum
bjr.birjournals.org/cgi/content/full/77/921/780
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)