Sexface and Wormulus love it when I do this.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm pretty sure my entire life can be summed up by listening to
the Flying Lizards' version of Summertime Blues
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I keep seeing stories about mesothelioma this week.
Maybe it's an OMEN.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

No, the Omen was that one where the kid was the divil.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Some say the divil is dead, the divil is dead, the divil is dead,
Some say the divil is dead and buried in Killarney.
More say he rose again, more say he rose again, more say he rose again and joined the British army.

*sings that while doing exercises*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

While exercising?
Round here we sing it while drinking.
You've gone soft over in Saxonia.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I know, but I save the really offensive ones for drinking.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Or maybe that part of Iraq is just particularly lovely at this time of year

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

You can get it in your scrotum
bjr.birjournals.org/cgi/content/full/77/921/780
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I'm pretty sure that journelests get bored half way through writting something or pass the job on.
"The widower was told by Harefield Hospital..."

What widower? He's not dead yet, unless they're talking about some random one from the hospital, in which case that hospital has a great track record.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

He's a widower, you nob,
That means his wife is dead.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ohhhh. ok then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

Haha
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Hah
I'm pictureing the firecracker like a cartoon stick of TNT, jammed right down the jappy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

*winces*

( Batsgirl, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

COCK ROOOCKKKKEEETTTTT!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Or maybe you don't know what widower means

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm also going to insult you here.
You fucking cock wallet.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

800 years? Hah, amature, try 3000 or soo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Ha Ha, you cunts fell for the holocaust.
What's that Mr Hitler, you'd like us all to get on these trains to the death camps? Certainly!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I thought we were going to the seaside =((((
I really fancied that stick of rock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:34, archived)