I just did a really big piss
seriously, it went on for AGES
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

I've had two massive shits today
I'm aiming for the hattrick by lunchtime
( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

it's good that you have something to aspire to

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Did it smell like last nights dinner?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

I sometimes eat loads of asparagus in a fit of masochism

( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Did you feel manly?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

NOT AS MANLY AS YOU, FREAK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'm more fucking man than this lot will ever be.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:09, archived)