True story this.
About 20 yrs ago, the American Ambassador was visiting Cambridge University. His chauffeur came in the pub and got pretty pissed. He said he was going for a bit of air before driving him back to that London in the limo. When he had gone, we found his jacket. Inside was about half a kilo of finest* Columbian marching powder, and some porn. He never returned to collect it.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Nice work sir
How's your good self?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

k

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

you meet all the best people

( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Where did you hide the body?

( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:11, archived)