You're making the baby jesus cry.
And making the adolescent Jesus wank.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

What about the middle age jesus?
oh that's right he didn't get there.
because of the jews.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Nah, it was the romans.
Jews don't go around killing charismatic leaders from Palestine who want to free their country from occupation.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:19, archived)