I will
but I don't have enough money to come to you, so we'll have to do it all on the internet.
( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

No offence, but I don't even want your voice in the same house as my child.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Why do you hate me so much? :(

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Because you're smaller than me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I CAN'T HELP THAT

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)