Richard is busy tomorrow night.
Who wants to record a podcast with me?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I will
but I don't have enough money to come to you, so we'll have to do it all on the internet.
( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

No offence, but I don't even want your voice in the same house as my child.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Why do you hate me so much? :(

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Because you're smaller than me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I CAN'T HELP THAT

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Me!
but I have a monotonous voice and no desire to travel.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Excellent.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Shall we give up on the whole messy idea?

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Richard.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

No.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

I put it to you that Richard is not, in fact, busy.
He has been purged by you and banned from the internet because he refused to get involved in your diabolical scheme to tell LIES about EGGS!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

I would if I cared, I mean truely cared, deep inside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Are you in that Cyprus?
I think my sister might be there.
Have a look, would you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Is she fit?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Actually, scrap that, I don't care.....
is she easy?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

How high are your standards?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

I'm going to be honest with you here...
It looks down on ants, looks up on elephants and looks kangaroos straight in the eye.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Are we still talking about standards?
Or have all your medical shenanigans shunted your prostate somewhere wrong?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I had some Anti Histameens last night and felt more wankered than I have done in years.
=(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I might make some jingles for you
then again, I might not
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

actually, here's a jingle for you
192.20.225.55/tts/speech/545fdde6d3df9af52ff874e27a7392d1.wav
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I fear it would be too much if I agreed to this

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)