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Just finished a round of gold in the sun.
I am sunburnt to fuck.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
A "round of gold"?
You'd best explain that before we all assume it's something to do with kinky watersports and downs syndrome.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
I fucking wish,
Unfortunately I just meant golf. :(
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
You were playing golf wearing studded leather chaps while your mong caddy pissed in your mouth?

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
The mong was wearing a gimp mask so I couldn't be sickened by his downs.

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
This is a tragic waste of a good mong.
He should be retrained and used by new excellent new chairty GUIDE MONGS FOR THE BLIND.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

*horns*
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:09, archived)