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I think I have found an idea for a new act for the next bash.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=78pbIMIxWEc
What's everyone up to today? I'm having a shit then working then going to that London.
(this one)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
I'm at work.
I had a shit a few minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
I'm waiting for Badger to ask for details :(

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
You have to sign up to my premium account for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
I tried that.
Can't read the captia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
i'll dossing around for a few hours
then going to the supermarket for picnic things, then going on an evening picnic to a seaside location.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
I'm working until the library gets quiet around 9,
then I'm going there for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
I'm watching tennis then playing squash.
I'm on call though so hoping for neither of them to be interrupted.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
Just finished a round of gold in the sun.
I am sunburnt to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
A "round of gold"?
You'd best explain that before we all assume it's something to do with kinky watersports and downs syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
I fucking wish,
Unfortunately I just meant golf. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
You were playing golf wearing studded leather chaps while your mong caddy pissed in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
The mong was wearing a gimp mask so I couldn't be sickened by his downs.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
This is a tragic waste of a good mong.
He should be retrained and used by new excellent new chairty GUIDE MONGS FOR THE BLIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

*horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
We're off to Pets at Home in a minute to get hay.
And for me to hand my CV in.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
They'll probably insist on money instead of a CV.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

money sexual favours
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
I'll give you all the hay you want if you put them away, love.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
I'm finishing off watching Deadwood
Doing bits of work. Fighting the shakes. Same old same old.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
deadwood should be so much better than it actually is.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
Precisely how much better?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
17.2%

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
why? It's good.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
*makes you a cup of tea*
*gets an owl to deliver it*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Missed your call last night and then my phone battery did a die :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
Random Wikipedia walk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoplan_Jumbocruiser
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franjo_Glaser
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
bendy!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
I've been to a market, had some lunch
now I'm setting up for an afternoon of work.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
I have read this
and now I want a Magnum :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
I had one for lunch
A white one.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
*goes to shop*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Revising like mad.
My first exam is tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
The eleven plus?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
OLD!
Finals. Basically I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
Best of luck.
My advice is to get all the answers right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
What's it on?
I'll give you some back-up answers for use in emergency, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
It's probably very easy.
Exams are getting dumbed down all the time.
Young people today are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
It'll be soap opera studies
and Counting To Ten. Or "Spreading honey", if it's a practical exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
Counting to Ten has been scrapped.
It discriminates against people who believe in Faith Based Mathematics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
Practical txt spk

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
Power, Piety and Prestige: Art at the Courts of France c1340-1420
Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Hmm, tricky
You can get away with talking about "Louis" or "Henri" without being too specific.
And you get to use the word "Antipope": make the very most of this opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
Why bother?
You are bound to fail.

No wait, what I meant was good luck sweety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

sweety sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
There were people having a barbecue in the park
I'm jealous. Also quite sleepy since I came home. I may nap in front of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I've just been to down the road to the tattoist.
And got a dvd from the video shop. Mirrors with Keifer Sutherland.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Trying to work.
Had a shit this morning. i need more fiber.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I slept with your missus. LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 15:07, archived)