Why are there so many hippies in my shop?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

what kind of shop is it?

If you sell hemp, face paint, flowers or placard making kits, then I can tell you why
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

It's a bookshop.
We sell books.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Tell them you have copies of Razzle under the counter
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

any speciality?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

No.
Not really.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

what's the most popular shape of book?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Cuboid.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

so..many..right angles!!
far out man
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

They're probably tourists.
Burn them.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Some of them are FRENCH.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I see.
I think you know what you need to do.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Mmm...burning frenchies.
I love the smell of onions cooking.
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

It's those hemp trousers

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:52, archived)