You deliberately went outside to give yourself skin cancer
and now you want sympathy?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I went outside,
and now I'm absolutely pissing mucus out of my nose
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Just do like me, and take an antihistamine every other hour.
Sprinkle some on your breakfast cereal.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

everybody I know seems to have hayfever

I think plants are planning something.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

As long as it's better than The Happening.
Man alive, I should have thought when it said 'From the man who brought you 'Signs''.
It was SHIT, and if you haven't seen it, the grass did it. It's a terrible, terrible film.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

it's the only film I will happily spoil for anyone, as a service

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I'd add to that '100 feet'. Mykey recommended it.
Again, I should have thought. It's like Ghost, only shitter and with worse acting, plot and special effects.
I might watch another off the top 250 list this evening.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

OMG
A triffid just walked past my window. *puts on skiing googles*
( magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:23, archived)