I went to a wedding yesterday
and me and my best friend drank 3 bottles of Rose and 6 glasses of bucks fizz between us.

Today has been an ill day. :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Is that it?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

We don't all have 4 stomachs dewd.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

There's a fat joke here
But the fat must be getting in my eyes as i cant see it. Because of the fat.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

This guy ain't no motha'fuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am fat, I have a massive bum
I still live in a house with my mum
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

It's not the fat, it's the sweat pouring over your fat eyes from the exertion in moving your fat fingers.

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

so postin dis
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/images/23.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

It's Krang.
See?
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:47, archived)