I went sea kayaking today...
conditions were perfect

what has you lot been up to?

(kayak pr()n - my boat is hot)
( custard, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

seeking a yak

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

I knew a man we called Yak a few years ago. He was odd.
He had big hair. Are you seeking him?
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

does he have big rocks?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

He's got a Whole Lotta Rowsie.

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

Did you also meet Wakko and Dot?

( __, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

No.
Pay attention to me.

Edit: Bollocks. This was meant for Friz.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Giving attention here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

False alarm.
Sorry.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Wait, what?

( __, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

I think it was a subtle reference to how you look like you have snooker balls in your cheeks.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Ocelot fishing.

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

hide and seakayaking

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Oooh, that is pretty.
I miss the sea.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Flat tidying
walking along the beach perving at all the bare boobies
now working :/
( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Did you find any of
These?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Nope
we occasionally see a pod of dolphins, but nothing bigger than that
( custard, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

A POD OF DOLPHINS

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO THAT DAVE, IT'S FULL OF SHITTING DOLPHINS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

That's not as big as I thought
I reckon I could give it a good boot in the eye if the necessity arose
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

This leads to the age old question.
Is having sex with a blowhole classed as oral sex?
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

I think an important step in answering this is finding out whether tracheostomy stoma count

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Looks lovely,
I prefer them a lot shorter and made of plastic myself.

EDIT: Oh, and I've been finding out that my grad job has fallen through
( Randomgazz, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

I went to a wedding yesterday
and me and my best friend drank 3 bottles of Rose and 6 glasses of bucks fizz between us.

Today has been an ill day. :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Is that it?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

We don't all have 4 stomachs dewd.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

There's a fat joke here
But the fat must be getting in my eyes as i cant see it. Because of the fat.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

This guy ain't no motha'fuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am fat, I have a massive bum
I still live in a house with my mum
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

It's not the fat, it's the sweat pouring over your fat eyes from the exertion in moving your fat fingers.

( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

so postin dis
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/images/23.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

It's Krang.
See?
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

phwOARS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

I started reading Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea but it got a bit deep.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

I started reading Blood River
and now own 3 other books on the Congo. I really should stop these short term obsessions.
( magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Recovering.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 31 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

oh look. a canoe

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

CAN'T YOU TELL A CANOE FROM A KAYAK, DO THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE?
YOU FUCKING RACIST
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

More like ROWcist.
Hahaha, am i rite?

Guys?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

haha you tellin it mike

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

*high fives*

( magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

sarfend
i had a go of loads of rides and et candy floss on a stick. good times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:40, archived)