You dont have a smoking jacket?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

I prefer to wear a silk cape instead
Then I stand on the garden funiture during a high wind, looking windswept and triumphant.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:57, archived)