Wifi is wonderful stuff.
It allows you to sit in the garden with the lappy if you so desire, in the toilet.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

Lock yourself in the toilet
when you download videos of stoats fisting toads in leather.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)