Spend several months befriending her and invite her over to dinner every couple of weeks.Sneak increasing quantities of faeces into her meals until, at one point, she is presented with a plate completely full of shit. When she protests, smother her with it, smash the plate over her head then slit her throat with the shattered crockery.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:35,
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What if she just wolfs it down?I've clicked that by the way.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:36,
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stick a rat up her fanny and kick her down a flight of concrete steps(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:41,
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