There was a loud crash, shrieking and then crying from the woman in the flat above half an hour ago.I've since been up to see if she was alright - she bumped over her big 37 inch tv and it's broken.
Internet loves a question, so here's mine: Is it okay to quietly chuckle to myself about this, as she sits up until 2-3am most nights with the tv blaring and it sometimes keeps me up?
I sort of feel bad, but i know it will be peaceful for a day or two (I hope!).
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I think it's acceptable to laugh because it wasn't yours.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:10,
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What a fucking idiot.She deserves no TV.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:11,
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she totally deserves itin fact i hope she dies
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:11,
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I think that's a sentiment we can all get behind.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:12,
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Just checked my Church Calendar.Militant Sunday isn't until October, so I guess they must be real feelings.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:19,
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if it were up to me i'd have the whole building demolished out of spite(
Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:19,
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i don't tjimk laughing at others misfourtunes is an internet thing, but it it is a sad thingeveryone can see the same thing but nobody see's it like me
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mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:13,
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Well I for one think you should kill that bitch right in the face.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:13,
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yeah!I'm too drunk to contribut I'm afraid bbq's do this to me.
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see above where I said a similar thing,Yeah you seem like a "pretty cool guy" you can publish that on a flyer. Like a review for a west end show.
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I'm hot stuff,actually writing that made me feel dirty, ignore that, it makes me seem like a cunt.
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I'd just like to echo Lightguy's sentiments.Hoping she dies too, here.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:13,
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I hope her whole family dies and her house burns down(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:26,
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Rub her face in the broken glass of the screen.Then punch her in the cunt for being such a careless whore.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:13,
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Why is everyone going easy on her?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:15,
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I've been taking out my anger by shooting bastard pigeons that just won't fuck off.My rage is channelled elsewhere.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:22,
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I'd really like a punching bag right now.It's sunday night, I reakon if I venture into town I might find stuff worth punching
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:23,
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You evil, evil person.Evil.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:17,
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Does she watch those shitty gameshows in th early hours of the morning?She sounds like the type who watches them.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:21,
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I think so.It all sounds like jingles and phone line adverts, like those after midnight roulette things.
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She's a cunt, you're not evil.Sorted.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:23,
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It's fine laughing at that.It's not as if anyone was hurt and she'll most likely have insurance to cover accidental damage.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:17,
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Let's hope so, those big tvs are pricey.Then again, maybe cheaper ones aren't as loud
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It's not as if it's your money.Why should you care? There have been plenty of things my neighbours- and previous ones- have done that have annoyed the fuck out of me. I can honestly say that at times I couldn't care less if they had suddenly died.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:24,
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It's her only vice really.Otherwise she is okay, and even let me use her garage when I got furniture delivered.
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Grab her vagina on both sides and tear it open like you're ripping up a thick newspaper.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:21,
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batter her unconcious with a burning cactus then kick a biro down her ear(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:29,
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she'll miss the repeat of that documentary about Tourettes(
scott,, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:24,
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I love the bit where he swears!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:25,
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Shit inside a bag and set it alight outside her door then ring the bell, right.Then, when she answers the door, punch her in her fucking stupid fat face and gouge her eyeballs out with your fingers.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:26,
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Sneak into her flat when she's out right.And cover her toilet bowl with cling film. Then hide in a nearby wardrobe right. When she looks like she's about to take a shit, right, jump out of the wardrobe and bludgeon her to death with a rolling pin until you can see her brain through her skull.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:30,
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smash a hole in her head with a tyre iron then inject boiling horse piss into her cerebellum(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:30,
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Rape every member of her family. Especially the dead ones.Then do a Stone Cold Stunner on her cat.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:33,
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Surgically turn her earholes into arseholes so she shits all over her best top(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:33,
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It sounds like a resultYou did the right thing, by being caring and supportive - and for this you have been rewarded with a little less annoyance for a wee while.
A good result.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:34,
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Spend several months befriending her and invite her over to dinner every couple of weeks.Sneak increasing quantities of faeces into her meals until, at one point, she is presented with a plate completely full of shit. When she protests, smother her with it, smash the plate over her head then slit her throat with the shattered crockery.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:35,
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What if she just wolfs it down?I've clicked that by the way.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:36,
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stick a rat up her fanny and kick her down a flight of concrete steps(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:41,
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Throw a cotton budat her.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:36,
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throw her into a cement mixer full of broken glass and rusty barbed wire(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:38,
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certainly is humid tonight(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:38,
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Fill an empty LCD TV box full of asbestos and give it to her as a gift.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:41,
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Set up a swinging axe in the corridor that is triggered when her door opens.If you have done this correctly and are blessed with a little bit of luck, when she next leaves the flat the axe will be embedded securely into her cranium.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:44,
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It seems to be a good night for drama.After enduring a colleague's incompetence for far too long, my boss finally snapped and sent him home. And I just walked past a domestic row a few doors up, in which the fella was yelling "You want to be an 'oor? Be an 'oor. FUCK OFF."
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:45,
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Was there any bludgeoning?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:46,
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Not that I could tell.Though as he was bloody furious, it may well be on the way.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:49,
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I'm sure it's Domestic Sunday.Two fights broke out on my street a few hours ago. 3 police cars turned up and an ambulance.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:49,
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Have you got my randomburn yet?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:50,
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Not yet.Does it contain UB40?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:50,
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Ahh that's probably because I haven't compiled or sent one.I was kind of hoping the postman had made one.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:54,
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Can I not just give you some money for a UB40 album?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:54,
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Nah, I fucking hate UB40I wont be offended online if you don't do a randomburn!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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I will probably end up doing one out of guilt.I've received 3 already, which is a 50% improvement on last year.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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