It seems to be a good night for drama.
After enduring a colleague's incompetence for far too long, my boss finally snapped and sent him home. And I just walked past a domestic row a few doors up, in which the fella was yelling "You want to be an 'oor? Be an 'oor. FUCK OFF."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Was there any bludgeoning?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Not that I could tell.
Though as he was bloody furious, it may well be on the way.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm sure it's Domestic Sunday.
Two fights broke out on my street a few hours ago. 3 police cars turned up and an ambulance.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Have you got my randomburn yet?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Not yet.
Does it contain UB40?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ahh that's probably because I haven't compiled or sent one.
I was kind of hoping the postman had made one.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Can I not just give you some money for a UB40 album?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Nah, I fucking hate UB40
I wont be offended online if you don't do a randomburn!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I will probably end up doing one out of guilt.
I've received 3 already, which is a 50% improvement on last year.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)