Take a bath or a shower.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

Get with the programme Gnome!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I didn't say
That they couldn't cut their wrists while doing so. Admittedly I was more concerned that they smelt of chips.

In that case I change my answer:

Stand somewhere near Mykey's mouth.

LOL- FAT!
( Lord Gnome, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)