WTF can one do
at 1am with too much caffeine in the blood, no job, in a rubbish town, smelling of chips?

Suggestions welcome
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Suicide.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

er- shuttfup
it is exaclty this time when suggestible people say 'RIGHT then I will then' where normally they would probably change their minds 8 hours later after a sleep. Don't prod them.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Take a bath or a shower.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

Get with the programme Gnome!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I didn't say
That they couldn't cut their wrists while doing so. Admittedly I was more concerned that they smelt of chips.

In that case I change my answer:

Stand somewhere near Mykey's mouth.

LOL- FAT!
( Lord Gnome, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Kill yourself.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

suicide...
sounds popular. handy third floor location
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

new person says
Hello!
Brilliant night to stop lurking about, clearly
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

sniper rifle, clocktower

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

Clocktower was a good game.
Unrelated, I know.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Fuck off?
Yeah, go on, fuck off.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

find someone outside and scare them

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

PUFFTER!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

hi

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

brilliant...
just did. Fantastically the dude in the car park with OCD, on the fifth locking of his car.
Win
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

it's better when they're old and a woman

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

This statement works well for most situations.
DUCKZILLA
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

i scared an old drunk man earlier, just by coughing as i walked behind him
i did laugh
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I hope he shit himself with an audible sound and an oof bugger..

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

hmm

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Do you have video?

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Sadly...
no street lights, all been stolen.
*curses nokia's lack of foresight in providing lighting*
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Isn't there a phone
with infra-red on yet?*

I mean for nightvision, not data transfer.

*Rhetorical question
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Fuck off

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Write some music.
That's what I am currently trying to do and struggling greatly. It's just not coming.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

smear yourself in mayonaise, so you'll smell like dutch chips

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Doing that,
you are in danger of being eaten by a fatty.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

get fucked up on PCP, cut your cock off and stick a cactus up your arse

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I thoght that stuff made you invincible?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Your subdermal slow release capsule hasn't depleted yet.
When you sober up, you will find that you have no arms, no face, and you are about to lose enough blood to pass out.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm not sure how I'd do anytihng without arms.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

Hello
you bizarre sex tourist.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

hello you steaming pile of radioactive sexy
had anything to eat recently that you'd like to discuss? any particularly memorable cups of tea, anything like that?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

I ate today
twice. I'd love to release more details.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Code yourself a new way of doing stuff.
That'll help with the job front.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

You can come down here and catch this daddy-long-legs.
Horrible things.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

GAH!

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

all poison...
...no teeth. show it your teeth. jealousy ensues
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Jealousy = spiteful measures.
Crafty, them long-legs.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Just take the piss out of it's legs
till it cries and fucks off. Pointless twat of an insect
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)