Your subdermal slow release capsule hasn't depleted yet.
When you sober up, you will find that you have no arms, no face, and you are about to lose enough blood to pass out.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm not sure how I'd do anytihng without arms.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)