Jealousy = spiteful measures.
Crafty, them long-legs.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Just take the piss out of it's legs
till it cries and fucks off. Pointless twat of an insect
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)